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May 4, 2005

The Lies behind the Truth, and the Truth behind those Lies that are behind that Truth

I was in my home state of West Virginia over the weekend, and all we heard about on the news (TV and radio to my dismay) was the story of that gal who was 'abducted' before her wedding. I want to celarly state that, to my sister, I mentioned that it sounded fishy to me and that she might have run off herself.

Naturally it turns out she did. I am king.

In a related story: Don Assmussen is totally awesome.

Posted by kyle at May 4, 2005 2:30 PM