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October 6, 2005

Found Porn: All Wet

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Just had to share these unbelievably hot pictures of some unbelievably hot model/actor/masturbatory fantasy boy who is apparently set to appear on 10/20 on that curse upon the Wednesday night WB lineup, Smallville. He dresses in orange and green and has the buffest swimmer's build you ever did see. That's right... Aquaman.

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It's a measure of how bad Smallville got before I gave it up two years ago that not even the chace of seeing this guy half-naked and wet will get me to watch this show. I mean, I used to watch The Dukes of Hazzard for Chrissake, and I don't think they ever took their shirts off!

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Nope. Ain't gonna watch. Can't make me.

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Damn you, WB. Damn you.

Posted by kyle at October 6, 2005 3:31 PM