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November 15, 2005
Great Moments in the History of White Trash: A White Trash Wedding
This was an awful story; a poor bride nearly carjacked on her wedding day, and still in her wedding dress no less. Her new husband, in his tux, had just left the car.
Bride testifies about wedding night carjack
Dave Murphy, Chronicle Staff Writer
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
SNIP!On Monday, barely two weeks after their Oct. 29 wedding, Zahn was testifying in a South San Francisco courtroom at the preliminary hearing of Alan Ticas-Soto, the 21-year-old man accused of carjacking and being under the influence of methamphetamines.
SNIP!
Zahn testified calmly about how she saw Ticas-Soto jump into their car and, without saying a word, start backing it up.
"I tried to get out, but my seat belt stopped me," she said. "I screamed, 'What are you doing? What are you doing?' "
But what you really need to know is that...
...wait for it...
THEY WERE PICKING UP FAST FOOD AT TACO BELL. ON THEIR WEDDING DAY.
Now, it's not like they deserved to be carjacked or anything, but you know if they had just gone for a nice lamb shawarma that none of this would have happened. I'm just saying.
Posted by kyle at November 15, 2005 1:24 PM