January 30, 2006
Is it true what they say about...
This long-awaited new Found Porn post comes from today's Day In Pictures, and is still more proof that white folks in this country are direct descendents of the Puritans.
All fall down: Miami fans get a pocket full of Posey during the Heat-Suns game in Miami.
Don't worry folks. It won't hurt you, and you still have your Beemers.
Posted by kyle at 11:14 AM
November 4, 2005
Found Porn: Ho Ho... woah.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Next time: What are you doing New Year's Eve?
Posted by kyle at 11:42 AM
October 29, 2005
Found Porn: Oh Caaaptaaain... My Caaaaaptaaaain
In an announcement that shocked exactly nobody, Trek actor George Takei came out of the closet the other day. Anyone who might have, say, heard him speak in a panel at a Star Trek Convention back in 1992 or in DVD extra interviews on the ST:TNG Box Set (not that I know anyone like that) would go, "Oh yeah. Is that guy an Auntie or what." Notice how I didn't meniton the whole shirtless fencing scene in TOS's "The Naked Time," as I think that was really our earliest indication, and was sooooo obvious I don't think it's fair to count.
All this puts this pic from the obscure 1976 WWII TV series "Black Sheep Squadron" in quite a new light, no?
In a related story: Robert Conrad.... rrrrrooooowwwlll.
Posted by kyle at 11:26 AM
October 6, 2005
Found Porn: All Wet
Just had to share these unbelievably hot pictures of some unbelievably hot model/actor/masturbatory fantasy boy who is apparently set to appear on 10/20 on that curse upon the Wednesday night WB lineup, Smallville. He dresses in orange and green and has the buffest swimmer's build you ever did see. That's right... Aquaman.
It's a measure of how bad Smallville got before I gave it up two years ago that not even the chace of seeing this guy half-naked and wet will get me to watch this show. I mean, I used to watch The Dukes of Hazzard for Chrissake, and I don't think they ever took their shirts off!
Nope. Ain't gonna watch. Can't make me.
Damn you, WB. Damn you.
Posted by kyle at 3:31 PM
July 13, 2005
Found Porn: Jome Again
The boys who first inspired the now infamous Found Porn series on these pages have co-opted the title for their own nefarious purposes. Did I say nefaroius? I meant hilarious.
To see Hip-E's post using this picture, search for the 7/13/05 post with the by now familiar name.
If rivets from the Golden Gate Bridge (since that's what that is up there) can get a straight boy "all horny," then maybe this country isn't so bad after all.
The Jo-Tel: Better than Sufjan Stevens and they know it.
Posted by kyle at 1:31 PM
July 12, 2005
Found Porn Smackdown
From the Day In Pictures:
You shall pay dearly for giving me a wedgie: Pretty much anything goes during the wrestling competition of the Nadam Festival in Ulaan Baatar, Mongolia -- including a well-placed knee kick. The festival is sort of a Mongol nomad olympics that dates back to the days of Genghis Khan. Love the boots, fellas.
Y'know... I seem to remember a party at James and John's a few years back where they were screening a video of something similar. It involved Turkish men and oil. I guess these Mongols aren't into the slick stuff. They're strictly thong-on-thong.
PS: Catch the catty "Fashion Police" comment at the end of the caption. Mee-yow! Actually, I think this proves the captioner was a straight man. No gay man who saw that crotch-lock would focus on the boots. Plus, no Tea Dance reference, so....
Posted by kyle at 3:14 PM
July 8, 2005
Escape from Found Porn
Jack LaLanne and an unnamed dominant type act out an elaborate fantasy in 1955, with LaLanne swimming from Alcatraz to Blowbuddies... er, I mean Fisherman's Wharf.
I know, I know... this 'Found Porn' idea is taking over the whole blog. What can I do if people keep sending me grist for the mill?
Thanks to Rebecca! Now, off to do some pushups for her...
Posted by kyle at 3:30 PM | Comments (1)
July 1, 2005
Invasion of the Found Porn
Crazy hot, that is.
Special thanks to Sarah!
Posted by kyle at 3:07 PM
May 26, 2005
Found Porn: When the Diapers Come Off
Things that are good:
· San Francisco.
· The annual Bay to Breakers race, where folks like to run in costume and, sometimes, naked.
· Boys with a blog who like to strip down to the altogether at the slightest provocation.
· Beer.
· The confluence of all these things near a working digital camera.
Things that are not good:
· View-obscuring black boxes.
Posted by kyle at 12:38 PM | Comments (5)
April 22, 2005
The Return of Found Porn
From the Day In Pictures:
"Bielefeld`s Fatmir Vata (left) pushes Munich goalkeep Oliver Kahn's buttons during a German Federation Cup soccer match in Bielefeld, Germany."
Let's turn the hose on these two. They need to cool down.
Posted by kyle at 2:37 PM
March 15, 2005
Found Porn Star
I work in a store that is pretty popular around here. It has locations around the country, inclding NYC and LA. Sometimes a gal at the "home office" will post in our company-wide weekly newsletter that certain celebrities came into the store and tell us what they thought and what they bought.
I doubt this one will make it into her list, but gay porn's own Jason Branch (above) came in last night, and once I picked my jaw up off the floor, I managed to laugh quietly to myself as several co-workers treated him to our legendary customer service, never knowing the dirty dirty things he's done for fun and profit.
Unsurprisingly, he was a very nice guy who had chatty banter with all of us on a quiet Monday evening. Once he and his friend (husband? life-partner? Slave-boy?) left, I wasted no time in telling the tale, though it outed me as a porn watcher in a relatively straight-laced setting. They can't imagine I stay at home and bake all the time. Even though I sort of do.
Living in SF as I do, it's not all that unusual to see the odd porn star or so, even when it's not Gay Pride or Folsom St. or Bear Weekend or whatever, but this was still pretty cool. I rank this right up there with the time I saw Judd Winick and his lovely wife Dr. Pam Ling, both of MTV's "Real World: San Francisco" in the store. Naturally, Judd is famous to me for his great comics, but having that "I know this guy is famous even if you don't" factor applies in both cases.
I won't include a pic of Judd here, as I don't think it's fair to compare his absolute cuteness to a person who makes his living from being a physical paragon. Plus, I can't find a shot of Judd in tight white underwear showing hard.
Posted by kyle at 11:03 AM | Comments (2)
March 10, 2005
The Porn Everybody Found
Though everyone from ESPN.com to the Day In Pictures posted this, I feel I can't resist showing pro golfer Phil Mickelson learning a new manly art. Thanks, as always, to Pete.
Posted by kyle at 11:56 AM | Comments (2)
February 28, 2005
Son of Found Porn
Apparently, the Jets are comin' out on top tonight. Just not all of them.
Posted by kyle at 1:02 PM | Comments (3)
February 14, 2005
Found Porn
From my hands-down, headphones-on, pants-off favorite blog comes this sneak peek at boys in their underwear. There goes the neighborhood.
PS: Search for "Sunny Days and Pissed Off Realtors."
Posted by kyle at 3:40 PM